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Desert Spike

The term for anal sex that takes place in a rectum without any form of lubrication and little bits of dried feces surround the anal opening. Rarely a pleasurable experience.
Salar gave that nasty girl a desert spike. She couldn't sit for weeks.
by The Incredible Bulk February 12, 2006
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desert mouth

After you have been smoking some weed/draw/chronic you get desert mouth

Also known as dry mouth / cotton mouth
'I have a bad case of desert mouth'
by Goose-Uk April 28, 2008
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just desert

An idiom for ' to get whats coming to you ' .
It may appear that they're getting ahead by cheating, but they'll get their just deserts in the end.
by foodforthought95 May 11, 2013
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ship of the desert

a ship of the desert is other wise known as a camel...the reason being is that they are full of arab seamen {semen}
when i was in desert storm, our pilots were shooting at the ship of the desert with their 2.75" rockets for target practice
by douglas epley January 14, 2007
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Desert Oasis High School

- Conceived in 2008 in Las Vegas, NV, Desert Oasis High School is the child school of Sierra Vista High School and Liberty High School, both of which are shit schools.... which is ironic because Desert Oasis is the best school in the county.
- Also the brain child of the massive budget deficit in Las Vegas an one of the last schools built.
- 60% of Population at Desert Oasis HS is Asian+ 40% of DOHS is Wealthy = 100% better then your school.
You go to a cool school, you must go to Desert Oasis High School.
by J.M and R.T December 4, 2010
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desertspoon

It's called a dessertspoon you fucking Yank!

A dessertspoon is about 2.5 times the size of a teaspoon and is used to aid in the consumption of puddings etc without fucking up one's shirt.

Women also use it for satisfaction (hence why I put it in Sex)
Uh...a spoon?

What do you want an example of? It's a fucking dessertspoon not Hume's moral non-cognitivism!
by TheBeast April 5, 2005
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Desert Island

A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.
Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.
by lunchboxes September 8, 2006
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