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day friend

A friend you only hang out with during the day because they’re too messy to deal with at night, usually due to their partying ways or tendency to somehow always get you into trouble.
I have a rule with Edith: I only hang out with her before sunset. She’s strictly a day friend. The last night we went out, she released a family of raccoons in the club “because they need to dance too.”
by Sickomonster March 7, 2023
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Palentine's Day

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.
Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.
by librarianmike February 12, 2013
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Word of the Day

An extremely stupid word (i.e. Hungs, Masturbathe, Emotionap, etc.), that is almost certainly made up on the spot, that UD randomly puts on the front page and emails to all of its subscribers for no good reason at all. These "definitions" usually tend to be a pun or play on words and really don't make much sense.
Every goddamn Word Of The Day that has ever existed on this site since 2004 has been so mind-numbingly stupid that I feel that I've lost at least 40 IQ points.
by The real troofs, yo! September 8, 2013
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Bluebird Day

A bright, clear, sunny day after a night of snowfall.
Nothing is prettier than a January bluebird day in Seattle.
by Emersonia December 15, 2011
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National Shit Your Pants Day

National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.
David: Why're you eating so much?

Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic
by TheRealJodgd April 17, 2021
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Best Friend day

NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY. June 8 celebrates National Best Friends Day, a day to honor that one special person you call your “best friend”.
by Shamareon aka Tj May 7, 2019
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International Sauerkraut Day

Every March 24th is a day to celebrate the deliciousness that is Sauerkraut! It is a great time to go to an authentic German restaurant, make Sauerkraut, eat sauerkraut, and maybe even wrestle in Sauerkraut!
Joe: Hey Josh! How's it going!
Josh: It's going great! It's my birthday today!
Joe: Really? Happy Birthday! Did you know your birthday is on International Sauerkraut Day?
Josh: I did not! But how perfect, I LOVE sauerkraut, and I'm German! Let's go celebrate by eating as many pounds as we can at Gasthof Zur Gemutlichkeit!
Joe: YES! Come one come all!
by GermanGiant March 29, 2013
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