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Kukri curse

An ancient curse which summons the wrath of a supernatural being known as Mr Gluckin. The curse is commonly inficted via chainmail or the occurrence of a dog act.
Example 1:
Ben: YOU NOW HAVE THE KUKRI CURSE. SEND THIS MESSAGE TO 5 FRIENDS OR YOU WILL BE VISITED BY MR GLUCKIN.
Tyler: Ayo Mr Gluckin... I don't feel so good...

Example 2:
Jacko: Oi cliff you coming out tonight?
Cliffy: Nah mate, with the missus.
Jacko: Thats it, you've got the kukri curse now.
by Robbo06 July 12, 2018
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Cursed image

Basically, an extremely disturbing image/drawing/photomontage/cgi that will haunt you and mess you up for a while. Usually consist of mixing two unmixable things or concepts and, once you see it, it can't be unseen. Mostly appears on internet and social media.
"wth did i just saw?"
Ah yes, cursed image
by Username that nobody uses October 28, 2021
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The mullet curse

a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.
please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse
by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022
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Advy Curse

The curse caused by Advy to make a typo while tryping
Bro i made a trypo, i think i got the Advy Curse
by Blacky3900 July 2, 2023
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Pirate's Curse

A phenomenon that occurs amongst those who pirate video games. Essentially once someone has a large library of pirated video games, they suddenly lose the urge to play anything from it or lose interest in games all together.

One can theorize that once something that is normally obtained via monetary means is stolen (especially in large quantities), it may lose its value to the person who initially stole it.
"Hay bro what's up, you look kind of down today?"
"I spent all night downloading 20TB of old retro games, and out of all of them none of which I have no desire to play."

"First, I think you got the pirate's curse. Second, why did you spend the entire night downloading games?"
by DarinNWolf September 6, 2020
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Cursed image

Basically, an extremely disturbing image/drawing/photomontage/cgi that will haunt you and mess you up for a while. Usually consist of mixing two unmixable things or concepts and, once you see it, it can't be unseen
"wth did i just saw?"
Ah yes, cursed image
by Username that nobody uses October 28, 2021
mugGet the Cursed imagemug.

Rhys Curse

When the Mundae bot doesn’t give you shit
I got none of my wishes today, that stupid Rhys curse
by Picklequeen November 17, 2021
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