Cumpile

A pile of cum often mistaken for compile. Two separate things...

Just add your load to the cumpile

by Cumpile February 10, 2020

Cumpatch

When you cum on the eye socket of a one-eyed bitch, and put a patch on her so the fluids don't spill until it solidifies.

I cumpatched that one-eyed bitch last night.

by Ponter March 3, 2020

Cumpenseed

To provide an appropriate and usually counterbalancing payment; either for labor resulting in cum, or consisting of (but not limited to) cum.

Verb. A portmanteau of the words compensate, cum, and seed.

Example; the man agreed to fairly cumpenseed the hooker of his choice.

by OnlineAlias March 9, 2020

cump

what the fuk

i cumped on your little sister, loser!!!

by cumper July 5, 2020

cumpressure

The performance pressure felt after your girl has cum and now it’s your turn, but she says she wants another, this time simultaneously cumming together.

Damn bro. I fixed my girl good and then when I’m all ready for mine she throws the cumpressure on me for her second.

by TM7g July 25, 2020

Cumplug

Like a plug for drugs and such, this is the person who always wants to ejaculate all over your face, usually for 5$ a pop. Other word for prostitute

Jamal pulled out the 9 because I called him a cumplug

by beastmasterLN2022 September 29, 2020

Cump

When you cum and smoke a blunt at the same time, if you know somebody who does this you don’t cross them

Father:Oh look kids a cumper! Observe closely
Cumper: *incoherent shreking*

by ThatOneCumper November 4, 2020