Cryptic Crackheads

A bunch of weirdos doing weird shit.

Tf are the Cryptic Crackheads doing over there?

by hyperass September 19, 2021

crypted fucker

Someone who wants to have sex with a crypted

P1:man I wish Bigfoot would eat my ass
P2:tf your such a crypted fucker

by HomostuckButLessDeath December 6, 2021

Cryptmas

A frightening or undesirable state of mind people find themselves in prior to Christmas—for instance, they might unfairly be made redundant so that their companies could save on salaries and year-end bonuses.

Sanitation engineers at Twitter's headquarters in San Francisco were handed a cryptmas letter informing them that they were fired sans retrenchment benefits, because robots would be taking over their wallet-unfriendly jobs.

by Covido December 9, 2022

crypt keeper

A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.

Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?

You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe September 6, 2011

cryptosis

a non-life-threatening disease that is caused by cryptocurrency hype, symptoms include constant talking, reading, and listening to info regarding cryptocurrencies usually accompanied by purchasing bitcoin or altcoins

Yo dawg, I haven't done shizz all day. Cryptosis got me on lock.

by TrilliamShakespeare December 9, 2017

cryptozoology

A psuedoscience that deals with animals currently unknown to science. While it certainly has more cred than most other psuedosciences (since their are thousands of species we have yet to document), it still focuses on more sensational reports, doesn't allow for much skepticism and attracts its fair share of UFO geeks and other impressionable people. A scientist who goes looking for a new kind of quail in southeast Asian rainforests can be said to be dabbling in cryptozoology. Sadly, cryptozoology focuses more often on ridiculous monster such as the chupacabra, bigfoot and loch ness monster.

1. Megan, who was into cryptozoology, had no trouble believing that the wake she saw in Stockton Lake was a lake monster. She called it Stockie.

2. For a long time the Giant Squid was confined to the realm of cryptozoology until washed up bodies were found and properly documented.

by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006

crypt keeper

the hilarious, creepy, and all around cool host of "tales from the crypt"

The crypt keeper is the shiznit.

by Adrian September 18, 2006