crusty bloomers

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.

Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

crusty seagull

When you have sex on the beach, and the man gets sand into the woman's vagina and she goes 'AWKKHH!' like a seagull.

Me n Jeff had sex on the beach last night, and he gave me a crusty seagull, the wanker.

by redem17 September 25, 2013

Crusty Softener

The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.

Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?

Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.

by psycho_words March 15, 2011

crusty diego

when you jizz and let it dry on your penis, then have ear sex with your mexican slave named diego

man i hope this jizz dries soon so i can go have a crusty diego

by wickedwade August 13, 2011

Crusty Sandusky

The act of an older person having sex with a much younger person.

Just the act of having sex in a derogatory way

Your grandfather gave me a Crusty Sandusky.

by dons2014 November 12, 2011

vanilla crusty

A description of an old white bitch

do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.

by cardnumber January 3, 2021

Crusty Muppet

A sock used by a male for masturbation.

My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.

by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022