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crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.
Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.
by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015
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crusty travis

A term for a homeless man who hasn't bathed in days.
Man that crusty travis creeps me out. Let's run over that crusty travis.
by carebear666 August 4, 2015
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crusty bagpipe

When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.
That bitch gave me a crusty bagpipe and she didn't even lick my balls off after.
by analangus December 5, 2017
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Crusty Muppet

A sock used by a male for masturbation.
My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.
by RobsWorldIRL April 14, 2022
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crusty vato

noun. 1.a well used prostitute's sensitive bits.

Origin=2006, TotalFark.
If you're desperate for some poon, a crusty vato will do just fine.
by minidoxigirli November 24, 2006
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crusty punk

A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.

Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1:

I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.

Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.

Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
by Fractious1 December 15, 2017
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crusty cheeseburger

1. A woman who doesn't bathe or clean her pussy.

2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.

3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.

2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.
by Random Facter April 1, 2011
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