crusty vato

noun. 1.a well used prostitute's sensitive bits.

Origin=2006, TotalFark.

If you're desperate for some poon, a crusty vato will do just fine.

by minidoxigirli November 24, 2006

crusty wizard

When an elder male roleplays as a wizard and calls his penis a wand

"I heard my grandfather talking about something called a crusty wizard, dont ever search it up"

by Fucboi365 December 2, 2015

vanilla crusty

A description of an old white bitch

do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.

by cardnumber January 3, 2021

crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe

hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker

by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010

Crusty Snowman

To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.

Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"

by Dillyboi February 13, 2019

crusty travis

A term for a homeless man who hasn't bathed in days.

Man that crusty travis creeps me out. Let's run over that crusty travis.

by carebear666 August 4, 2015

crusty barbie

A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice

Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie

by Dirtyrastaa August 7, 2017