cronk

To have a fit; to freak out

My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.

by Laur June 24, 2003

Cronker cock

This is when you are shitty at a rager and you get a massive brick in the boxers when the hot girl dances on you.

Damn… The way she’s moving, she’s giving me a Cronker Cock

by PVbeasty January 1, 2022

e-cronym

Electronic-acronyms, often used by trendy, teenage girls on the Internet or even in real spoken conversations.

Spoken, 'LOL' is pronounced how it sounds, while 'LMAO' is pronounced 'Leh-may-oh' and 'ROFL' is 'Roff-el' (rhymes with 'Waffle').

"OMG did u c dat HOTT guy over dere???!!?!?!? LOL OMG he wuz hotter dan EMINEM!!!1! g2g cya" - Electronic

"Oh my god! I am so tired, like, totally! Lol!" - Spoken

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 4, 2003

Cronch

Another word for Stinky Vagina.

"Yea I would've gone down on that girl but she got Cronch!" - Onision

by Cartah Hoffah October 9, 2014

Cronz'd up

A term used when one is feeling extremely full after eating a shore lunch of fresh caught fish...
which one did not eat with a fork!

Referring to the host of the televison show Going Fishing, and the man whom later
inlife, fruitfully enjoyed indulging a little too much during a great shore lunch,
the great man himself Darryl Cronzy.

fisherman1-Boys that was some tasy baked beans, taters, and wally!

fisherman2-Oh man I no! I cant even stand im so cronz'd up!

fisherman3-wheeew eeeeee! same here bro...cronnnnnz'd up!

by YungBreezy#1 April 17, 2009

Cronik

Word, generally used in gaming or live action clutch situations, describing the epitome of AWEsome with a capital AWE. Situations with such need for (cronik) include: 360 no-scopes and all sorts of bad-assery.

BROOOOO that clutch shit was cronik as BALLS

by FatalBagel March 7, 2011

Cronky

A cranky dude.

I hate going to gym class with Mr. Cronky!

by Quack quack goes the duck! December 18, 2012