corporatist

n. 1) a corporate shill.

2) someone who advances the interests of corporations in preference to the interests of other groups in the society. Antonym is populist.

3) someone who believes that advancing the interests of corporations is the best way to advance the interests of other groups in society.

4) outdated usage -- academic term used to describe a society arranged by group classifications

When people call Obama a "corporatist" they generally mean "corporate shill." -- American Dad at TPM

by AJM TPM July 10, 2010

corporate rap

When a record company produces a rap song with a catchy beat aimed at rich white kids and puts a celebrity figurehead (like 50 Cent) that has no talent to sing it. The company is doing this for money and there is no real rap, which like most real music is written from emotion and experience. This is an insult to music and is not helping the damn corporate takeover of everything. Fuck big business and long live real music like Bob Dylan, Rage Against The Machine, Led Zeppelin, and Bob Marley

Corporate Rap

me: WTF are you listening to
fag: "Low" by flo rida
me: Give me the damn music (breaks ipod, cd, or any fucking thing they are using)
fag: that is good music
me: (kick his ass) stop sucking on the corporate dick

by lamanya March 22, 2008

corporate alzheimer's

Just as a document created with a new version of a software cannot be read by the older version of the same software, extremely old documents sometimes cannot be read by the new versions of the software that initially created them. When this happens in a company such that the company cannot access its own aging data, the company is said to have corporate alzheimer's. The term was coined by chief open source officer Simon Phipps of Sun Microsystems while advocating the creation of a baseline standard for documents that would ensure that old data remains accessable.

Boss - "Johnson! I thought I told you to have the 1992 annual report on my desk this morning! Where is it?"
Scared but blameless employee - "Not my fault, sir. The document won't open cause it's too old. Looks like we've got corporate alzheimer's..."

by chilli weasel December 19, 2005

Corporate Baller

An individual holding an executive office at a firm that is identified by being extremely well-dressed, earning large commisions and salaries, working extremely late hours, staying in high-end hotels, not taking crap from the media about being overpaid, and blinging a 50K wristwatch and a 1500K ink pen. They also still have time for their familiy.

Charles: "I saw that Joe's light was still on in his office up there on the 50th floor of the high-rise at 4AM."

Daniel: "For sure. That mofo is a Corporate Baller indeed."

by Corporateballa007 May 3, 2009

Corporate Environment

Means being generally professional, upstanding, and performing “by the book” in behavior, words, or person. Opposite or being street or hood.

Girl, I gave that dude my number the other day and he called me at 2am for a booty call! I don’t know who he thinks he is, but this is a corporate environment!

by DANNIP June 23, 2009

Corporate Karma Sutra

The number of different ways that a large company can shaft a smaller company or one of its customers. Typically in a contract or the small print.

Damn, I tried to get a replacement phone from customer services which should have been free, but they threw the corporate karma sutra at me and now I have to pay them for it.

by jonnimac March 9, 2009

Corporate ass nigga

An individual who is extremely corrupt and evil, but does it in a "legal" way so you can't do anything about it. He will seem like your friend but only exists to fuck you over.

Individual 1: Yo man I thought Farrand was cool but he just scammed my ass
Individual 2: Yeah bro i told you he's a corporate ass nigga

by coonmagic85 May 6, 2018