Kelly's Cornhole

(n.) a name given the status of a proper noun by rocker Marilyn Manson in reference to the anus (cornhole) of a girl simply disclosed as "Kelly". According to Manson, Kelly was a large girl with whom he and a friend became involved in sexual games one night. When Kelly exposed her anus, the two men were silently horrified to get a glimpse of a small, slimy, whitish particle somewhat resembling a corn kernel residing within. After the publication of this anecdote in his autobiography l.h.r.o.o.h, the act of referencing Kelly's Cornhole has since become an inside joke among Marilyn Manson fans, though a practical application for the term has yet to be devised other than simply describing people with corn in their ass.

I love poundin' me some cornhole... unless it's Kelly's Cornhole, that is. Blech! *convulses*

by Holly Teacakes January 30, 2007

Conch

A story or Statment that at first hearing apears to be normal but upon examination is a waste of time and not something that was worth saying in the first place

Similar to "Talking Shit"

When someone is talking conch they are talking just for the sake of talking and keeping conversation going.

James: "One time me and marcus got a bag of MnMs and just ate them"

Karl: "Thats not a story James! Stop Talking Conch!"

by Strang Entertainment December 31, 2009

cornhole

another term for anal sex between a man and a woman

Tom told his buddy Sam he cornholed Sonya. Sam cracked up laughing in glee as he offered his boy a high five.

by filmzillz October 24, 2009

Nebraskan Corncob

This requires early preparation. You have to take a shit(a good long and solid one). Once that is done, you must take it out and put it in your freezer so that it freezes to a stiff popsicle looking object. When ready, take it out and use it to pleasure your girl with it, in any way you want.homemade dildo

For some reason, I couldn't get a boner when my girlfriend wanted to have sex, luckily I remembered that I had a Nebraskan Corncob in the freezer.

by IvanCC March 1, 2009

cornhole

the hole in between your ass cheeks in which a donnie comes out of

Man that guy named Donnie is worth less than the donnie that comes outta my cornhole.

by joejohnny September 17, 2012

cornholio

slang for anus. the hole where corn is discharged from the body after digestion. A greek god.

I am Cornholio, i need t.p. for my bunghole!!!

by Morris Balamut April 26, 2006

CornaHOpia

used to describe the vastness of ones whore like actions

Man- "Dude I banged the f**k out of Shanelle!"

Dude- "Man me too!"

Hobo on the street- "I hit that too!"

Man- "Wow, she's just havin one big cornaHOpia of sex this Thanksgiving"

by **Intellect Goddess** December 20, 2008