contraception

A small child walking into it's parents bedroom to find out what the noise is

children are the best form of contraception

by PGTips April 26, 2006

Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood

A hilarious movie with the Wayans brothers. Better than scary movie1, 2, 3. Better than weed. Hilarious black person movie that white people would be afraid to laugh about if their were other black people watch ing it with them.

off the shizzle fo dizzle

Loc Dog is the man

by Truth Bringer May 17, 2005

law of non-contradiction

The law of non-contradiction is one of the most important principles in the realm of logic.
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."

law of non-contradiction in a nutshell, Christians believe that salvation is through Jesus Christ alone, and Muslims believe that salvation is through Mohammed and Allah alone. ...

by rockwell13 August 19, 2006

Contracts

An endless and eternal pit devoid of all pleasure and goodness; the nerve center of all imaginable horrors; a putrid, oozing curse upon the world; that which makes us envy the dead; a gigantic, hulking nightmare factory; the ghost of lost freedom that forever haunts your soul; the mindkiller; a smoothie of broken glass, maggots, and metal filings; a mountain of reeking shit.

"I'm sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have to study for Contracts."

by Are Jonnson December 9, 2008

poop contractions

When you've been harboring a major cable so long that your body starts to forcibly reject it, giving you the feelings of contractions in your anus. Often accompanied by ass sweat, and anal convulsions.

Man I've been holding off on dropping this bad boy off so long, I'm starting to have poop contractions!

by rockerdon666 December 4, 2009

Central Michigan University

A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.

I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.

by ChuckChippewa July 1, 2011

Concrastinator

the opposite of procrastinator.
A concrastinator is one who does his work way ahead of time

If a concrastinator works early and a procrastinator works late, who works in the middle

by Superior Archont April 26, 2005