Where a group of guys see who can cum and shoot the furthest and most on a flat surface. The winner normally has bragging rights and it normally takes place in a frat house
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1. The mechanical bullriding contest in Urban Cowboy is a rare glimpse into the nocturnal activities of white people.
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"
by Dem Franchize Boyz November 9, 2004
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No matter how much this person tries, it will eventually result in being a disappointment for his family and his friends.
A Contex is constantly pushed towards depression due to the insults he receives daily for being a disappointment.
No matter how much this person tries, it will eventually result in being a disappointment for his family and his friends.
A Contex is constantly pushed towards depression due to the insults he receives daily for being a disappointment.
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A malicious Youtube Party that occurs when more than one Youtube Nuisance congregates and begins watching Youtube videos, usually amongst friends or groups of people. The Youtube Nuisances will suggest/search videos they believe are amusing in an increasingly aggressive fashion, often interrupting each others' videos to do so. This alternating of videos back and forth will often produce a massive Youtube Vortex of which the audience is involved, usually against their wills, and ends with all parties no longer interested in Youtube videos and leaving the original Youtube Nuisances aggravated and abhorrent.
A malicious Youtube Party that occurs when more than one Youtube Nuisance congregates and begins watching Youtube videos, usually amongst friends or groups of people. The Youtube Nuisances will suggest/search videos they believe are amusing in an increasingly aggressive fashion, often interrupting each others' videos to do so. This alternating of videos back and forth will often produce a massive Youtube Vortex of which the audience is involved, usually against their wills, and ends with all parties no longer interested in Youtube videos and leaving the original Youtube Nuisances aggravated and abhorrent.
Bob and Ned had a Youtube Pissing Contest last night. Ned started off watching Rock Sugar videos but Bob kept switching over to butt crack fetish videos. By midnight we all wanted to kill each other but went out for drinks instead.
by Tnadz October 21, 2010
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