Conserve School

A corporate retreat/convention center/executive spa/wedding venue masquerading as a semester long high-school nature camp in Wisconsin's northwoods.

The Central Steal and Liars execs are going up north to hang one on this weekend at Conserve School.

by Kazmar April 23, 2009

Conserve School

1. A hole in the Northwoods where teenagers go to learn about the environment, although that normally just means "walks" in the woods.
2. A place with no civil liberties.

Conserve School is the shiznit, y'all.

by anonymous February 9, 2005

Conserve School

A staff-controlled bureaucracy that silences those who object.

Don't work there! That store's a Conserve School!

by pretend that you dont know me December 26, 2006

conservative hoe

a hoe, that isn't a complete whore. like, she's only "s"ing one guy's d.

paige is a conservative hoe. like, she's only hooked up with one guy.

by paigelover7462934723 December 15, 2011

Closet Conservative

Somebody who is kinda conservative but afraid to tell people because they are surrounded by a liberal majority that seems loud and scary because of that one time that SUPER conservative guy voiced his absolutely idiotic beliefs and was hated by everyone who wasn't scared of him shooting the place up or of the few who agreed.

Friend 1: Ya know insert name here?

Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Ya know how they always get quiet when we talk about politics?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: I totally think they're a closet conservative.
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Yeah.

by Imwy June 19, 2017

Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital

Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.

by Pat September 9, 2004

Facebook conservative

n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.

His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.

by happy moose March 7, 2011