compassionate conservative 

A mythical creature rumored to exist in the Washington D.C. area, yet no photographs exist, and physical evidence has ever been produced that would prove its existance.

See also: Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, UFO

5 year olds believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny, but even they know that the mythical Compassionate Conservative is bullshit.

compassionate conservative by Brandon Ped. February 27, 2008

George Floyd Conservative

A t A George Floyd Conservative feels like the tyranny of the left and social media is using their metaphoric knee to make it so conservatives cannot breathe, as in they are being censored from allowing themselves to give their opinions. They feel the knee of authority always on their necks, and they understand George Floyd.

I'm not just a conservative, I'm a George Floyd Conservative.

George Floyd Conservative by JimmyBeam824 July 8, 2022

Catastrophe Conservative 

Someone who believes major economic decline is eminent leading to the end of the US Dollar as we know it.

A Catastrophe Conservative believes that the monetary system will collapse so he invests in gold, seeds, and water systems. The average CC listens to Alex Jones and others who believe we are in a "Police State". He believes there is no need to pay taxes anymore and let the government dissolve. Governments to him are nothing but "Farms" for "Human Livestock". Just GOOGLE, "Most Dangerous Video On the Internet". He probably watched this video.

Catastrophe Conservative by no know March 14, 2011

Mentally Conservative 

The gentleman's way of saying the word retarded. Usually used when someone wishes to insult someone with a touch of class.

Person A: Oh wow she's fucking retarded.
Person B: Mentally conservative.
Person A: Oh, my mistake. Wow she's fucking mentally conservative.
Person B: Good show.

Mentally Conservative by pbnjp January 2, 2012

uber-conservative 

ultra conservative

she hails from an uber-conservative family from assam

uber-conservative by jithin veeragandham May 7, 2018

2010s Conservative 

A conservative from the 2010s decade. Most 2010s conservatives are all about stopping the PC movement which is ironic because they were already PC back in the 1980s and 90s, where they were all about Christian values and against violent media.

Not all conservatives from the decade are entirely anti-PC but a majority of them are.

2010s conservatives are all about stopping political correctness which is ironic because back then they were already politically correct. Nowadays it's somehow reversed with liberals being overly PC and conservatives being overly anti-PC.

2010s Conservative by CelticEagle February 11, 2019

The Conservative Party 

AKA the Tories. The party of scum and villainy. The party of parties no less. Weak and wobbly since 2017, and tax evasion and cuts since 2010

How do people still vote for The Conservative Party?
Good question, because they're either in the few who benefit from that lot, or are very gullible or possibly even stupid

The Conservative Party by Walkable cities December 29, 2022