Total Commando

Total Commando means something is really awesome or manly.

whoa, that giant robot over there is TOTAL COMMANDO!

by awesometastic12 July 23, 2011

Clit commando

A lesbian or guy thats really good at frigging off a chick or a chick who pleasures herself alot.

person a: is she a leso?

person b: yup she's a clit commando!

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

commando

synonym to "tries to hard in pubs"
pregame allstar

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Keyboard Commando

Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"

Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.

by Den-bot February 13, 2005

commando

The most awesomely cool person in the whole entire world~!

Hey Commando! U r so cool!

by MandaMonkee May 31, 2004

commando butlick

a person who sucks up to a teacher/carer e.g a teachers pet or something like that

see that faggot lickin off that teacher? hes a commando butlick

by colonel ass pirate August 25, 2009

Reverse Commando

The wearing of a g-string, thong, or the like - the wrong way around. Either back-to-front. Or, more often, sideways. Often occurs when getting dressed while intoxicated.

An otherwise nicely dressed woman is unfortunately showing off her g-string... only something's not quite right there... ooops... that's one hell of a reverse commando... and a great camel toe while she's at it!!

by Mello Yellows February 21, 2011