Kush coma

The affect you feel after smoking kush. You feel like your in a Kush coma.

Jim- god damn where the hell have you been!?
Aldo- my bad my mans I was in a fuckin kush coma!

Jim- whats wrong with Aldo?
Nick- he's comatose right now.
Jim- He hit the kush again from little jimbo didnt he?
Nick- Yup
Jim- Fuck it, time to put myself in a kush coma too

by thaboyz50 April 10, 2010

food coma

When all your blood goes to your abdomen for a food digestion party, it deprives your brain of oxygen, causing a comatose state known as food coma.

May cause you to take a fat nap.

see also itis

I just ate six burgers, and I'm going into food coma.
Six trips to the buffet, time for a fat nap.
I can't believe i ate that whole plate of ribs, man that itis gonna get me.

by uzi mike May 18, 2006

turkey coma

that lazy and sick feeling after eating a big turkey dinner generally after thanksgiving or christmas

"Hey! wanna go shopping a at the after thanksgivings day sales??"

"naw i dont think ill be out of my turkey coma"

by Burtny December 25, 2007

The Comatorium

A complete shithole of a forum, originally intended for fans of The Mars Volta but now overrun by rich white kids from the American suburbs. Notably one of the only forums that has a constant civil war going on (Main forum fanboys against Drunkship imbeciles). Many blame this on the fact that all the aforementioned rich kids think they are either black (because they call their albino friends "homies" and enjoy fried chicken) or highly evolved progressive experimental musicians (because they can fart into a delay pedal).

Browsing the Comatorium is more painful than a 12-hour rim ripper.

by Theory Plz Confirm August 22, 2008

Compherism

anything said by Daniel Compher that could be a euphemism for something; related to "that's what she said", except this is "that's what Compher said"

Compher: "Alright, guys. I want you to make the judges WET with that big D. I want the entire front three rows to be in the splash zone when you soak them!"

Kenny: "Dude, can you say Compherism?"

by kenjitsu September 27, 2009

mini coma

1. A relatively short coma.
2. An extremely long nap, greater than an hour, generally occurring in the middle of the day. (after work, after school, mid-afternoon)

Guy 1-"Yeah... i came home from school and i fell into a mini-coma"
Guy 2-"Mini coma? Dont you mean nap?"
Guy 1-"Naps aren't supposed to be 4 hours long."
Guy 2-"oh i guess you're right"

by Haneef January 5, 2008

sex coma

When guys fall asleep immediately after sex. (similar to a food coma: feeling sleep after a meal.)

After we finished I got hit by a sex coma and fell right asleep.

by scream803463 October 21, 2010