College Confidential

The worst website on the web where snooty genius fucktards come to brag about themselves to make the other 99.99% population of high school students feel like shit.

College Confidential Forum:

HELP ME!! I HAVE NO CHANCE FOR ANYTHING!!!

Rank 1/1098
5.00 GPA Weighted
4.00 GPA Unweighted
50 AP Classes, All A's
2400 SAT
36 ACT
800 SAT II Chemistry
800 SAT II US History
800 SAT II Physics

Varsity Tennis (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Basketball (9,10,11,12)
Varsity Football (9,10,11,12)

500 Hours of Community Service

Research Internship at Stanford & MIT

American Math League Champion

500+ Awards

Cured Cancer, AIDS, and Ebola

HELP ME I HAV NO CHANCES AT ALL!!!

by therocker11 January 17, 2009

college

A maximum security prison that costs money to get into.

Aw, I'm going to college...

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

colleague

A fellow member of a profession, staff, or academic faculty; an associate.

I can't simply ask Emma to fuck with me. She's not my friend, she is just my colleague.

by RudeBob April 6, 2008

Bard High School Early College

The sixth level of Dante's Inferno

"I met that chick with the huge glasses at Bard High School Early College"

by douch3+!+z September 26, 2013

collegeboarding

noun
when college and college admissions related issues are figuratively shoved down someone's throat, much like the interrogation practice of waterboarding

My parents have been collegeboarding me a lot lately now that admissions due dates are coming up.

by mtl1234 September 17, 2010

College Tumbleweed

An empty 12, 18, 24, or 30 pack case of beer seen blowing across the parking lot/lawn it was dumped on. Often consisting of the stereotypical college beverage choice of either Keystone Light, or Natural Light beer. Common on college campuses; specifically the University of Rhode Island.

Sandy saw two college tumbleweeds in the student lot while walking to class.

by luckycharmsURI October 16, 2010

collegefession worthy

A story that is worthy to post on collegefession.com
Something really crazy and nasty that you've ever done, usually related to sex, drugs and alcohol.

''-Are you collegefession worthy? +Yea, last night I had sex with 3 different girls, blacked out and woke up on a bench with a bra on my balls''

by collegefession April 23, 2014