Getting chased by crocodiles

The side to side movement of a drunk woman, much like the supposed method of escaping a crocodile on land.

After we closed the bar it looked like Janet was getting chased by crocodiles.

by weeknd@ocean June 10, 2011

Casey the crocodile

The crocodile that let Pippa the dog bother it for 10 whole years before finally deciding to eat Pippa, despite the fact that she could have eaten Pippa at any time during those 10 years.

It took Casey the crocodile 10 whole years to learn to stand her ground.

by D12434132 October 1, 2018

Feather licking crocodile

A swear word for cool kids who read Wings of Fire {Dragon}

*Kid walks happily*
*Kid stubbes toe*
"FEATHER LICKING CROCODILE!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!"

by Shirnugget >:D February 21, 2020

My large cockollie

This “cockollie” is a Body part on Ollie h, it is her feet. Ollie h feet are long as fuck and make her trip up all the time. Ollie h’s cockollies are so long and smelly that she can pick her dirty nose with her long ass toes.

My large cockollie: Ewww it’s Ollie h, omg look at her cockollies that actually makes me sick run away before I #vomit

by L 2 savvy September 7, 2020

Nigerian Sand Crocodile

The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it

The school slut did a Nigerian sand crocodile the other night, she is now dead

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 8, 2022

Tick Tock Crocodile

A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.

(tick tocking noise)

Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.

“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024