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Clockblocked

When you're trying to get it in with a lady, and it's suddenly time to go ( because your ride is here/ the place closes/ it's time for her to leave etc. ) and you end up never getting to do anything with her.
Girl: I so wanna fuck you right now!

You: oh baby, let's do it!

Girl: Oh shit my moms here to pick me up, I gotta go!

You: ...well...damn...

Your friend: Well shit dude, Id say you just got clockblocked!
by RyGuyW September 23, 2011
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cockblock

to be blocked while trying to get some action
while i was running my game on sam, rotunda jones( her fat friend) tried to cockblock me
by Mr 1 derful December 9, 2008
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cockblock

to get in the way of 'play'.
Hey ugly third-wheel person, don't cockblock.
by noelle April 22, 2003
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cockblock

1. Originally applied to males. Any act blocking the pursuits of another through alphamale/dominant/dickish behavior.

Originally observed and defined in Moore Hall, 4th Floor, College Station Texas while watching a porn. A male actor was lining up his approach on a female actress in doggy style scene when Peter North pushed the lesser known actor out of the way and took "pole" position for himself. Henceforth this was known as the "cockblock". The term has grown from there.
I got totally cockblocked at that orgy on Saturday and ended up with a dwarf exchange student.
by rockit88 April 10, 2010
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camp cockblock

You guys going hunting at Camp Cockblock this year?
by Mr.Mulch January 9, 2010
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Cock Blocker

A man who prevents another man from having sexual intercourse with a woman
Daragh Burns, famous Irish actuarist was notorious for being a cock blocker
by Dwight_showman April 4, 2009
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ghost cockblock

1. Any unexplained or paranormal activity that prevents a male from "getting some action."

2. Any such attempt by a ghost to engage in cockblocking of a male through weird noises, change of ambient room temperature, or "getting involved" with said action. Most likely done by ghosts who delighted in cockblocking while they were alive.
Dang, did you hear Johnny got ghost cockblocked when Gina felt a cold hand on her ass that wasn't his?
by the surfer June 29, 2011
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