A cardboard cutout of a program or web coder. Often when trouble shooting code as soon as you ask another person to review the code you find the problem, often in jest it is suggested that a cardboard coder is employed.
by Apolloeye November 19, 2009
Get the cardboard coder mug.Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."
John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.
by Lawrencelot October 23, 2011
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The cancer that is plaguing every software development community. Usually defined by "hurp durp evil coder" traits, refusal to adapt to newer platforms, smug jackassery, calling others "hacks", dismissal of anyone who deviates from their expectations, believing themselves to be better than the rest, and some traits of actual narcissism.
Coder 1: Shut the fuck up, you god damn hack. Your works are hacky, and lazily thought out.
Coder 2: No, you suffer from Narcissistic Coder Syndrome. Please shut the fuck up. Unlike you, I put effort into my stuff.
Coder 2: No, you suffer from Narcissistic Coder Syndrome. Please shut the fuck up. Unlike you, I put effort into my stuff.
by Sunioncarrot11 October 15, 2017
Get the Narcissistic Coder Syndrome mug.A much less refined version of a coder. Basically, they have enough knowledge to create fire and cook their food; however, that fire could just as easily burn down the entire forest!
by GingerManBread April 16, 2020
Get the caveman coder mug.Jim's a Stone Closer, his fantasy football team always trails early then scores alot of points late to lead him to victory. .
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Get the Everyday its getting closer mug.A wanna-be computer developer who doesn't really have to code much, they rely on frameworks and tools that allow him/her to make programs in less than 20 lines of code. They have no knowledge of C, C++ or even Java.
Paldo doesn't know anything about C++ or Java, he only knows how to work with Ruby-on-Rails, he's a pseudo-coder and not a real developer.
by vd001 April 9, 2011
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