Chimpstork

a person who picks through another's pubic hair to search for bugs just like a chimp and then eats any bugs they find.

Mike is a chimpstork

by Richard Dickens March 27, 2011

Chimpano

A guy that takes a girl out to dinner and drinks. Spends all his money on her and she goes home with someone else

Ryan: Is Haydie coming out tonight?

Nick: Yea but she's at dinner with a chimpano. She just texted me and said she'll be here in a hour.

by HatersRInTheBuilding November 21, 2011

chimp chaser

White women that go for the black man

My cousin denise is a chimp chaser

by darth veiner January 11, 2015

Clamp Sex

Using a clamp to widen the vaginal lips so a flaccid penis may be inserted for maximum pleasure.

I had AMAZING clamp sex last night.

by Anal Beverage June 7, 2016

chimpion

master of all chimps, regent lord of bananas and all simians, winner of monkeys

Goobla, winner of the 1973 pole vault, sits royally upon his banana throne, a chimpion athlete and an inspiration to us all.

by bug bugly July 6, 2016

Chimpanzee hairline

When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.

That Justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. I don't even think he has half a forehead.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Chimpanzee

A commonly used safe word when training with a giant powerbear when a chimpanzee is nearby in order to teach a moral lesson later on in the story arc.

Powerbear: If you ever need help say chimpanzee
Magnus: *winks at chimpanzee* Chimpanzee is our safe word
Later...
Powerbear: *crushing magnus*
Magnus: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, chimpanzee
Chimpanzee: Helps Magnus
Later...
Ends up teaching moral lesson about how strength is about the help of others as well

by Echo_ December 12, 2018