Size does not matter. Max is big in spirit. That's all that matters. He is a great overall human being and enjoys long walks on the beach. Everyone who knows him loves him. He's athletic, he's taller than most first graders, and loves the smell of gasoline. Maxwell Harris Clarke is the kind of person you want to be around.
by bichlasagnabich June 18, 2020
Get the Maxwell Harris Clarke mug.The absolute worst teacher in the school and cannot teach for shit. he will ramble on for hours on end talking shit like he knows everything. He looks like an older Buzz Lightyear and calls women cows. Certified retard. When he talks it makes me want to jump in front of a train. He sounds like they got him off the street. Dumbass hasnt even put grades in since september (its now december). solid 3 out of 10. That three only comes from his blind ass that cant catch nobody on their phone so it's basically a free period. This NPC wheres the same set or clothes every day. Absolute germophobe prolly empties 5 hand sanitizer bottles a day. His musty ass uses some mint perfume making the whole school smell like mint. I fr walk past his office and and get blasted by that shit. Whole grade praying on his downfall.
Jamal: "Ayo why the whole school smell like mint?"
*walks past Mr. Clark*
Jamal: "Shit bro Mr. Clark be stinking up the whole school."
Teacher: "Do you like all your trachers this year?"
Jamal: "Not Mr. Clarks stupid ass."
Parent: "Mr. Clark seems like a real retard."
Jamal: "Ong he dont know shit."
*walks past Mr. Clark*
Jamal: "Shit bro Mr. Clark be stinking up the whole school."
Teacher: "Do you like all your trachers this year?"
Jamal: "Not Mr. Clarks stupid ass."
Parent: "Mr. Clark seems like a real retard."
Jamal: "Ong he dont know shit."
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