Cinco means five and de Mayo stands for "better take a cab home gringo" because 5 times the cervesa means 10 times the hangover bro.
All beers are for a nickel, so while the mahi-mahi mango chutney tacos are good, ayeeeee! Cinco de Mayo is really turning into amatur drinking night isn't it?
by ginger petunia January 5, 2005
Get the Cinco de Mayo mug.Act of revenge in the workplace expressed by farting in some one's cube after they extended a corporate meeting for no good reason while you have to take a violent dump. The extension of the corporate meeting causes you mild bodily harm and near public embarrassment as you ALMOST crap your pants. The key here is ALMOST, for a true Cintas the one who has to take the dump does successfully makes it to the thunder mug without crapping his or her pants and thus avoids any workplace disciplinary action.
The individual who farts in someone's cube is called a Cintaser and the individual who is the recipient of the fart is the Cintasee. Eating a healthy sized Mexican or chilli meal prior to executing a Cintas can potentially improve the overall outcome.
The individual who farts in someone's cube is called a Cintaser and the individual who is the recipient of the fart is the Cintasee. Eating a healthy sized Mexican or chilli meal prior to executing a Cintas can potentially improve the overall outcome.
by Cintas Observer October 23, 2013
Get the cintas mug.Cinco De mayo consists of 1) a joke, then 2) fapping
1)joke(eg.):
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
2)fapping, that is self explanatory
1)joke(eg.):
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
2)fapping, that is self explanatory
by llamaguy May 19, 2007
Get the Cinco De Mayo mug.An acchronym meaning “Christian’s In Name Only” Used to describe politicians who deceive their religious base as part of power play.
So what if I separate children from their mothers and lock them in cages, I am a CINO and people are dumb enough to think I am a real Christian because I tweet scriptures daily!
by QueenOfAngels December 25, 2020
Get the CINO mug.canton,massachusetts is the sickest town south of boston.. so many fine hoes and pimps, you cant look once. pretty much the shit of the country. partys everywhere - highway, agro, lobster, funhouse. and it beats the shit outa rivals stoughton in hockey
by canton mass July 26, 2006
Get the canton, massachusetts mug.Damn man, last night I had a cinco!pack..and holy shit am I suffering for it today!
Did did you see that freak last night..was all like cinco!packed and shit.
Did did you see that freak last night..was all like cinco!packed and shit.
by Anonymous February 20, 2005
Get the cinco!pack mug.In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.
First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.
by Chadsef June 20, 2007
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