Chumper

Someone who tries to be trendy but doesn't get it quite right

Stylish jacket with the wrong shoes or poor fitting jeans or a cheap looking shirt or unkempt facial hair. He looks a bit of a chumper

by Little moose June 11, 2015

Chump

A man who despite his best efforts, solicits the compassion of all those who view his desperate attempts to outdo others (primarily his older brother). He oft believes he is a superhero, elite athlete, or ninja zombie warrior, only to be brought down to earth by the reality of his true nature. Generally a really good guy, but lives with his head in the clouds, and some would say, an alternate reality. Usually you can hear people refer to him as..."Poor Guy".

It's too bad Berry is such a Chump, did you hear he thinks he can outplay, outwit, or outsmart Robert? I don't want to be there when he finds out it is not possible, poor guy.

by ALSpud June 17, 2018

chumpy

A racist slur used by imperialist Spain to refer to the lower class Bolivians during the 19th and 20th century. Typically considered as offensive as the n-word in Bolivian culture.

The guy who faked his mugging blamed it on a chumpy of course.

by asdadsadfdsf May 29, 2017

State Champs

a pop-punk band from Albany, New York

did you see State Champs at Warped Tour last year?

by seven_12_2017 October 21, 2017

Number two-pump-chump

A two-pump-chump who looses his load almost immediately when he fucks a girl's tight asshole.

See Also: Two-pump-chump

You're a number two pump chump John. I know this 'cause you reek of asshole and disappointment.

I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!

by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008

Champs Sports

The greatest shoe store in the malls of America, and if your city has its own individual Champs store on the street then you're lucky.

Good pay and the greatest jerseys are sold here(that does not include throwbacks).

by *Wonderboy Marvel* July 23, 2003

chump

1.) An individual who appears unattractive to the opposite sex and contains no social skills to mitigate the handicap. Contrarily the "Chump" reveres them self as a superior in all situations without any basis for this status.

2.) Predominantly male social outcast

Joe: "How was the bar last night? any luck with the ladies?"

Bob: "Everybody wanted me, but I decided to come home and get the worlds highest score on Call of Duty instead."

Joe: "Dude, your a Chump."

by fuzzy platypus November 18, 2009