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Chilf

Child I’d like to f***
Oh my god they’re such a chilf I can’t believe they’re in my class
by JitterJatter March 3, 2022
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Chuffed

being extremely relaxed, usually while high on marijuana
Yesterday you were so chuffed that you passed out on the couch all day.
by facelyft November 6, 2018
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Chalfont

An overly pretentious person. Characterised by excessive cheese boards, superfluous vocabulary and what is colloquially know as 'ballin''
They hail from south Buckinghamshire and other influential parts of the Home Counties.
'Sebastian won't enter Leeds without his stab proof vest, what a Chalfont's boy.'
by Walkeo July 22, 2016
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chuftah

The anus of a small squirril like animal.
Fuck me i can fit me ol' finger up that lil cunt's chuftah.
by Sir oilyman October 3, 2005
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Chulahoma

Someone who is caring and thoughtful. An incredible person who is crazy and loving. A Chulahoma loves to laugh and be laughed at. Fun is a Chulahoma's middle name. A Chulahoma will light up your life! They are adventurous and love to go beyond the pond.
She has such a hecka personality... what a total chulahoma!

She travels more than anyone I know, definately a Chulahoma.

I wish all of my friends could be Chulahomas!

I named my seahorse Chulahoma... total ray of sunshine.
by morgan231 October 21, 2010
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Ben Caulfield

Ghostly white Irish faggot Who has a 0.5 inch penis. He goes by the name Prowler and is usually found outside the a preschool or outside his nephews house
Person 1: Why's that person outside that preschool
Person 2: Oh he must be a Ben
Ben is a bot
That persons outside a preschool he must a Ben Caulfield
by Ethan is a god of gods April 2, 2019
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Holden Caulfield

Hi, I'm Holden Caulfield.

I don't do my work at school, even though I'm super-intelligent and know I could ace anything in school I wanted. I pretend to be dumb, so people will ignore me. I'm an underachiever but I know I could do better. I could dream if I want to, but dreams are merely fake. Teachers are always frustrated. They bully me, so what's the point in trying? Also, girls don't tend to like me much... they almost always go for the guy who's popular, in football, has all the money. I get called a dweeb a lot. I have low frustration tolerance. When I was running at track I felt so higher than everyone in the class I felt like I could kill almost everybody, frustration makes me crazy. Even though I wasn't the best runner & almost finished close to last, I know that I deserve more respect than this. Damn society forcing me to do this bullshit. Saying football is only good for raising your social status, and impressing females. I had sex with a prostitute. Sex is kinda overrated. It wasn't as good as I was hoping it would be. No, no feelings were reciprocated. Oh well. Teachers tell me I have potential but school and society is so fake. I hate the fakeness of it all. I just don't give a shit, man. It's so phony. Everything in society & about society is phony. It's a sick fuckin world. We all live in lies. Why even try? Who is there to impress? No one there to impress except myself. I'm Holden, you are all fake & lower than me in terms of universal intelligence.
^^Holden Caulfield is the main protagonist character in the 1951 J.D. Salinger novel Catcher in the Rye.
by Holden M Caulfield April 22, 2016
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