Chulf

1. The butt dust left on the back of the toilet seat after wiping 2. Poop dandruff caught in your butt hairs

1. I can't believe Greg used the bathroom and left his dirty chulf all over the back of the seat!
2. He mooned me and all I saw was flakes of chulf stuck in his wirey butt hairs. Gross

by colbra88 August 4, 2008

Chugfest

Chugfest a country music festival that has Glory holes and you suck from the hole sweet nectar Blake Shelton's play in the background Kenny Chesney Luke Bryan Eric Church

Chugfest is a hard place my mouth is really salty

by Kingofdick July 27, 2019

Chuffed

To be pleased, gratified and satisfied.

Now that you've eaten, don't sit there all chuffed! Help me clear the table, please.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021

chuffa

noun - the erroneous bullshit of a script for a movie when doing dailies. Bruce Willis coined the phrase and uses it when shooting films when he gets rid of the unwanted dialogue or actions.

Kevin Smith: And then Bruce Willis was looking at the script for scenes 4 & 8 and goes, 'Chuffa. Chuffa' and starts ripping out page after page. ... I'm shocked and I ask what's Chuffa? And Bruce says, 'Chuffa's chuffa.' So I go, okay, I really don't know what "chuffa" is. What is it? Then he says, 'It's "Oh, what a nice picture. What a cute dog. Where's the fucking bomb?" It's that bullshit that slows down the entire movie.'

by wookiecookies24 February 19, 2011

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017

Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

Chuffed

To be very excited and/or impressed.

"I am so chuffed about going to the concert Friday night!"

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019