Used Cheerios

Boxed cereal that has already been opened and sold by third party distributors (like ebay). Often contaminated during transportation, usually by urine or other waste products.

Found used Cheerios on ebay for $1.99 instead of $8.99 new, but it tasted like Cheerios and piss....

by Billiam 69 January 7, 2024

Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.

OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!

by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017

Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose

“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

Hip hip Cheerios gang

The hip hip Cheerios gang was founded in late 2020. A gang of mediocre personalities consisting of Aicila, Habih, Ilajna, Yithurrush, Inele, and Hayak. This gang was known to share memes-that’s it. Take years to plan one outing and ions to decide on a movie genre. They are the reality in the “expectation vs reality” meme. The gang is sweet and omg so qUiRkY! Everyone in the gang is unique, there is only one leader and it’s Shrek. He comes to check up on the group once every 100 years. Fun fact the hip hip Cheerios gang originally formed in 2018 but was reformed due to sussy behaviour in the previous chat.

Omg look at that sus car they must be a part of Hip hip Cheerios gang !

by Yimmi October 17, 2021

cheeroigt

when someone says something you think is cool, you say it after that

"Dude, I just totally had sexy time with that random chick at the club last night.

Cheeroigt!"

by Big_Man_Sam_W_2169 December 19, 2008

cheeri thumb

The notorious pimp who is really cool. He owns.

OMFG ITS A CHEERI THUMB, LETS GHET HIS AUTOGRAPH PLX

by Winkey the beedle of time January 26, 2009

Cheeritude

A chronically exuberant mental orientation.

We were saddened to learn that Judy's recent cheeritude was not the result of a triumphant spiritual journey as she claimed, but rather, pharmaceutically induced.

Lydia's cheeritude was unfazed even after spending 10 minutes in the penalty box.

by Mrs. O'Toole March 10, 2011