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capri sun

Peter: "Yo, so what did you think of that girl Shannon last night?"

Brandon: "She was shaped like a capri sun. You know those girls got benefits."
by ohhyesidid October 19, 2011
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Capriphile

Farmer Jim found a Capriphile fucking his prized goat on his goat farm
by Castajoshellano April 26, 2013
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capri-sun vodkas

A drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper
Omg  I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping  to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of  Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
by JuicyOliwia6669 September 20, 2017
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CapriSun

When your condom is filled with cum after sex
Man I really had a caprisun after fucking that girl last night
by Bimjo December 10, 2017
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Carpio

Why you searching this carpio? its literally a car that goes pio

or some one whos GAY
Oh hey look a GAY
Thats just carpio
by SomeGuyMaybeLol May 31, 2020
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Capricorn

THE best people you WILL EVER MEET. They are smart, good looking, kinda moody sometimes but that's not a problem. If you meet one then you SHOULD feel BLESSED! If you are one then WELL DONE you have accomplished life.
I wish I was a Capricorn.
by g'day12390 March 12, 2021
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dirty capricorn

This girl, she is an absolute dirty capricorn .... she gave me a good ol rusty trombone last night. But that wasn't enough for her... she then proceeded to ask me if I could give her a Russian submarine. But instead I gave her the dirty pirate and my patriot pooped on her.
by anonymous July 5, 2020
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