cartonic

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality

1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.

by Matthew November 21, 2005

Canton

Canton is a city is Ohio, which people claim hicks live there. (Sorry if your definiton of hick is someone who doesnt say 'dude' every other fuckign word and has a I.Q higher than 100.) Canton has the football hall of fame which is sweet. To bad for the stupid fucks who say it sucks, they cannot afford to get into it. The only downside to it is that stupid contractors built many small homes in the area which may make it look dumb. Even I think those houses should be torn down and those fucks should have to move to someplace worse like anywhere in Vermont. It does have it share of african americans which is good but as you can tell people using the word 'ghetto',the are pretty much racist assholes and shun black people. which is wrong. Canton is a great city.

Canton is the best city in America!

by [e.99]Miracle September 4, 2004

Catonsville

a place where 13 year old hollister girls can smoke some shit, have sex, and hook up with 13 year old skaters and totally get away with it.

catonsville;
a place for faggets.

by biotcha June 26, 2008

Carlton

Inner North-Eastern suburb of Melbourne, near Fitzroy, Collingwood and East Brunswick. Close to Melbourne University and well known for Lygon Street, which is the home of the Nova Cinema and a large number of cafes, restaurants and music stores.

I was having a meal on Lygon Street, Carlton, the other night.

by Jani K September 29, 2005

Spicy Canton

Secret sexual position from the East, clearly revealing the Face of God in the woman's cunt hole.

Famous atheist Richard Dawkins writes his wife a Post-It, "I beg you Marian, don't reveal the secret of the Spicy Canton, it will ruin my career!"

by vandawk8 November 25, 2014

Cantonese Cartwheel

Its the best fucking frozen candy bar!

I'm hungry. Oh shit, hook it up with a Cantonese Cartwheel.

by JerkFace22 July 5, 2009

Canton Bitch

Any Female born, raised, and or currently living in the city of Canton MI who feels entitled to every fucking thing in this world. The age bracket for these bitches typically range from early to mid twenties. These wastes of life's have never obtained gainful employment or paid a single bill. They ride the coat tails of there poor mothers and fathers leeching every dime they can from them. These bitches are only good for there mouths, vaginas, rectums and male seed disposal.

"Wow that's a very nice car? What's the payment like?" "Oh I don't knowwwwwww my dad pays for it!, quit talking to me creep!" "Fucking Canton Bitch"

by Team Debacle September 1, 2013