vandawk8's definitions

Frankensteining

Get cheap clothes from a Thrift Shop to put together a new outfit from bits of dead people's wardrobes.

Hey, you seen Tina today? Bitch been frankensteining herself a new look so even her pimp don't recognise her.

by vandawk8 April 5, 2015

half dig

Scottish drug slang for 3.5 grams of cocaine or heroin.

Hey, Sick-Boy, spot us a half dig of Peruvian flake, you know I'm good for it, mate.

by vandawk8 June 23, 2015

Sloppy Aardvark

During 69, a man sticks his tongue up another man's asshole, causing the guy getting rimmed to shit in his partner's mouth.

Prince Edward asks his butler: "But I thought a sloppy aardvark was between a man and a woman?"
Butler: "No, Your Highness, you are welcome to do it to me."

by vandawk8 December 24, 2014

half dig

Edinburgh , UK, slang for 3.5 grams of cocaine or heroin.

Hey Spud, spot us a half dig of that Peruvian Flake, you know I'm good for it.

by vandawk8 June 19, 2015

Spicy Canton

Secret sexual position from the East, clearly revealing the Face of God in the woman's cunt hole.

Famous atheist Richard Dawkins writes his wife a Post-It, "I beg you Marian, don't reveal the secret of the Spicy Canton, it will ruin my career!"

by vandawk8 November 25, 2014