Calm Effect

The Calm Effect is when something unexpected happens due to an outstanding individual, calm

The Calm Effect led to a drastic increase in a server’s popularity

by Joshy_3282 February 27, 2024

luh calm chill

If you use this phrase you’re retarded. Maybe even restarted if you will

“Luh calm chill dawg” pediatrician walking by: “you’re fucking stupid”

by I shouldn’t have to clarify ts December 27, 2023

Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

by Consopite June 9, 2011

calm for some

Used as a comment on a person's nonchalant approach to things.

Razza: "I don't know how some people live like this, it's so stressful"
Gazza: "Calm for some"

by Gazza21 December 23, 2023

Calm Classic

Calm Classic is a term used generally used when referring to something nostalgic of you or someone else's past.

Person 1: Man I remember when we were kids and jumping in leaf piles in the fall.

Person 2: Yeah thats a calm Classic

by Yee yee skee September 30, 2021

calm panic

When you one is panicking inwardly but they are forcing themselves to remain calm and rationalize.

An example of calm panic would be having to give someone cpr— you would be panicking, yes, but you would force yourself to stay calm and use your brain over your emotions

by Fuzzy_Frog January 23, 2024

Calm It Janet

when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny

"i fucking hate you" said John in a dumbass tone
"calm it Janet" Said Bob in a mocking tone

by Some Guy That Showed Up June 29, 2025