mom calm

When your mamma relaxes you for something bad that happens to you.

I just got fired. I needed a mom calm, just needed to talk thing out, and now I'm ready for more!

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

calm your nipples down

A derivation of “calm your tits down”, but more detailed. Told to someone who is freaking out or overreacting to something.

Calm your nipples down, it’s not that serious!

by ara_eek October 24, 2022

calm

When something is not good, but funny.

“Evan just shat his brains out”

“Lmao that’s calm”

by calmalana January 19, 2021

calm for some

Used as a comment on a person's nonchalant approach to things.

Razza: "I don't know how some people live like this, it's so stressful"
Gazza: "Calm for some"

by Gazza21 December 23, 2023

calm trait

The ability to stay calm in every situation , no matter the circumstance good or bad your always calm

The calm trait will see me through life

by Chaichi January 10, 2024

Calm

When everything is just right or you forgive someone

Guy 1: Bro, I'm sorry but I forgot to bring the dildo.
Guy 2: Hey man, it's calm, we can just do intense anal sex.

by Pfoles August 24, 2020

calm it down

What you say to somebody who is taking themselves too seriously.

Tall guy: what kind of situation did you create here? I'm going to beat you to a pulp.
Fat round kid: calm it down! I didn't do shit.

by Capital P February 1, 2018