Drives a Tiguan, Lives in south Florida, Probably blonde, participates in a lot of water activities, and plays guitar.
"Would you describe yourself as a Lafontisee?"
"I mean I do everything a normal Lafontisee would do except I have a heavy vape addiction."
When everything is just right or you forgive someone
Guy 1: Bro, I'm sorry but I forgot to bring the dildo.
Guy 2: Hey man, it's calm, we can just do intense anal sex.
