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captain calculate

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
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Max Calcroft

A mythical creature some say he has the legs of a philosoraptor and the arms of a bear. He does not attack unless he has his belly tickled. Then he unleashes the wrath of 1,000,000 suns.
I saw a max calcroft yesterday i tickled his belly and ran
by Khal Drogo May 26, 2014
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Arabic Calculator

A calculator that has a peculiar attachment, usually Semtex in the form of C4, which is wired to the calculator in such a way that a value input into the calculator causes it to start a timer or directly cause the ignition of the explosive element, causing severe damages to property, and personnel.
e.g "My friend Mahmoud used his calculator in maths class and the school blew up"
Person 1: Could you please take out your calculators for this lesson?
Person 2: Alright (in the motion of taking out Arabic calculator)
Person 3: (Profuse screaming and inciting of panic)
Person 2: (Explodes)
by YaBoiDarkstreamer November 7, 2022
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Calculator

I just bought a new calculator, I can't wait to use it.
by MackDaddy45234 June 3, 2010
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calculata

what twins Paul and Aiden wanted more than anything for Christmas.

(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)
Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Are we getting a calculata? I'm gonna add so many numbas.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd February 14, 2009
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Calcuboner

a boner received while using, playing with, or touching electronics espescially calculators
the boy in the back of my math class got a Calcuboner while solving a math problem
by joe the plumber1232345 November 3, 2009
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calculus

a ridiculous type of math that people who are losers provide definitions about on a website created for terms that are relevant in everyday conversation to peers
(urban dictionary). These same losers also find it relevant to mention the different types of calculus and who defined it as if that is important. Unless you are a math
major or engineering major then learning calculus has no meaning or purpose to you. And if you do have those subjects as actual majors then you prolly are a
20-something virgin who has never been on a date before with a real live member of the opposite sex.
Nerd: I find equations that use the "chain rule" in calculus to be the most satisfying to solve.
Normal person: Wow, have you ever had sex with a real person?
Nerd: Sadly, no I havent.
Normal person: wow, (yawn) thats a big surprise.
by Skidmark McGee February 18, 2007
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