Fart Curse

Getting super dunked on by sports betting and jinxing every team

Peter has had the fart curse for months

by Weecher January 20, 2021

Pirate's Curse

A phenomenon that occurs amongst those who pirate video games. Essentially once someone has a large library of pirated video games, they suddenly lose the urge to play anything from it or lose interest in games all together.

One can theorize that once something that is normally obtained via monetary means is stolen (especially in large quantities), it may lose its value to the person who initially stole it.

"Hay bro what's up, you look kind of down today?"
"I spent all night downloading 20TB of old retro games, and out of all of them none of which I have no desire to play."

"First, I think you got the pirate's curse. Second, why did you spend the entire night downloading games?"

by DarinNWolf September 6, 2020

Cursed image

Basically, an extremely disturbing image/drawing/photomontage/cgi that will haunt you and mess you up for a while. Usually consist of mixing two unmixable things or concepts and, once you see it, it can't be unseen

"wth did i just saw?"
Ah yes, cursed image

by Username that nobody uses October 28, 2021

xfudge curse

xfudge curse is when you become really shit at the gulag and is unable to win until you have won

person 1: shit you died ya try to win the gulag

person 1: oh wait he has the xfudge curse

by dvrk June 28, 2020

captains curse

When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.

Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?

Bro2: Cap'n Crunch

Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!

by flannelhats January 8, 2011

Cursed cunnilingus

Going down on a chick after you cream pie her pussy

I performed cursed cunnilingus on this chick because I dropped my load too quick.

by Pineapple trombone September 29, 2019

ken curse

being extremely unlucky in a game of valorant, which includes but is not limited to getting one-tapped, wiffing, timing and other things that helps make you die.

dude, I missed all my shots, I got the ken curse.

by monthreview January 20, 2023