Crad

A cross between crap and rad, it is basically saying that something sucks yet is cool at the same time.

Instead of: That game is cool, but it sucks too.
Use: That game is crad.

by disturbed_c0w November 12, 2003

Judas Cradle

Just like the iron maiden and the anguish pear, this device was made up for torture museums in the 19th century. Also, the Catholic church never executed anyone. Common myth. Secular courts did as they found an attack on the official religion an attack on the state

The judas cradle never was used

by somethingok July 15, 2016

cats in the cradle

Confusing as fuck

Dan: my sisters boyfriends mom wrecked my stepdads passed down for generations from grandfather to father to sons classic car that was registered to our neighbor who is a horse groomer.

Sam: this is all very cats in the cradle Dan, I don’t have time for your shit.

by Tspice November 28, 2017

cats cradle

the area in a males pants that is between the ball sack and the shaft. Also refers to the dried semen that dribbles down the penis and behind the ball sack.

I got an itch in the cats cradle

by Ruben Migroin April 28, 2011

Cradle of Civilization

The location where, according to current archeological data, civilization is understood to have emerged. Current thinking is that there was no single "cradle", but several civilizations that developed independently, with the help of section 8. The cradle of civilization is known to be the epicenter of where drugs, sex and hardcore beat downs began. The extent to which there was significant influence between the early civilizations of the jungle folk and the white women. When you google shithole for directs while in the cradle of civilization you will be told "you have arrived". Also known as a front row seat to the greatest show in America!

Did you guys see that slut walking through the cradle of civilization today?

by Ttreallifereallifeog August 12, 2018

butt cradle

Butt cradle: A butt cradle is a chair in which your butt is cradled in the most voluptuous way possible for instance it's like when your shopping for deli meats and you pick up a whole ham with both hands, it is as if you are butt cradling it

Can I get dat butt cradle

by Butt Cradle August 18, 2017

Kick the cradle

To impregnate or get pregnant. (its just like kick the bucket as referring to finding out your dying in this case finding out you got her knocked up

Hey congrats i heard you kick the cradle. boy or girl?

by A funny dude October 13, 2011