Crappy-Banter
Someone who thinks they're funny, but actually their jokes are so 1973 its untrue.
A Bantersauras-Rex who is tired may throw out some cranter as they are too tired to think straight.
Someone who thinks they're funny, but actually their jokes are so 1973 its untrue.
A Bantersauras-Rex who is tired may throw out some cranter as they are too tired to think straight.
Sophie: You smell like fish and chips
James: .....*pause*.... YOU smell like fish and chips
Sophie: Absolute cranter!
James: .....*pause*.... YOU smell like fish and chips
Sophie: Absolute cranter!
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A type of tree grown in the amazon known to yield durable, red fruit that looks like a crab's shell. Crabfruit is very sweet and is used in various ancient remedies.
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Get the Crabtree mug.An explosive incident of crap. The combination of the word crap and orgasm. A craptasm is an event usually 'craptastic' or 'craptacular' but the word implies a degree of unnecessary severity
by Pave April 20, 2004
Get the craptasm mug.When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic
Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"
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Ful wynsomme a crafty butcher was he,
We played heide thee sausage and I could not sitte downe for a weeke."
- Geoffrey Chaucer, Prologue to the Canterbury Tales
Lipsed of voyse, and limpe of wriste eek.
Ful wynsomme a crafty butcher was he,
We played heide thee sausage and I could not sitte downe for a weeke."
- Geoffrey Chaucer, Prologue to the Canterbury Tales
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