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Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.
My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.
by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018
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cow piglet

a heffer of a person who is both portly like a cow and a fucking PIG WHORE!!!
Jesus Christ Jeane, shut up and clean out that mustache you filthy cow piglet! FUCK!
by ryan FUCKING b October 23, 2010
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Rusty cow

Orally stimulating a lactating woman's anus with ones tongue in the classic 69 position, while simultaneously find comfort betwixt her pendulous mammaries.
I totally tit fucked her while eating out her ass the other night! You know, the good ol' rusty cow routine. Boob juice got everywhere.
by Mamfucker69 February 25, 2018
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Cow puddle

A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.
Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!
by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021
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Cow Hampshire

The 9th state in the United States; known for having more veterinarians than doctors.
I live in Cow Hampshire. Sorry.........
by DaHolmes February 9, 2023
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Bessie the cow

To pass the time, Bessie the cow and her friend Elsie like to play a version of a game they saw at the county fair.
To start, Bessie puts three inverted shells on a table and places a small round pebble under one of them (at least she hopes it is a pebble -- she found it on the ground in one of the pastures). Bessie then proceeds to swap pairs of shells, while Elsie tries to guess the location of the pebble.

The standard version of the game the cows saw being played at the county fair allowed the player to see the initial location of the pebble, and then required guessing its final location after all the swaps were complete.

However, the cows like to play a version where Elsie does not know the initial location of the pebble, and where she can guess the pebble location after every swap. Bessie, knowing the right answer, gives Elsie a score at the end equal to the number of correct guesses she made.

Given the swaps and the guesses, but not the initial pebble location, please determine the highest possible score Elsie could have earned.
by 0mnip0tent November 6, 2020
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mountain cow

A huge cow that is very very hairy and lives in the mountains. They have huge horns and make dinosaur noises.
That big mountain cow ate my phone.
by Bob is always right November 22, 2016
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