When you go to court for having a crush. Guilty if you have a crush and innocent if not. You don't go to jail or have to pay in this kind of court. Evidence such as photos, videos or audio recording may be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court and the worst was they had evidence!
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.
by AppleEater321123 April 18, 2024
Get the crush courtmug. Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.
"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson
by Pollitica June 9, 2023
Get the Kangaroo Courtmug. A gang initiation in which two or more gang members beat up the new recruit for a varied amount of time (usually one or two minutes) in order for the recruit to become an official member of the gang.
Gang member: so when are you gonna get your court in to the hood?
Regular dude: umm im still in college . . . so . . . never.
Regular dude: umm im still in college . . . so . . . never.
by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021
Get the Court inmug. That chick turned me down. I made her drink into a Supreme Court Special so I can Kavanaugh the fuck out of her later tonight.
by Frank Grimes 2018 October 11, 2018
Get the Supreme Court Specialmug. by spen53 May 14, 2018
Get the courting kindmug. The vibe you get when you're walking on soil or a path with red stones that ressemble a tennis court.
When you walk with the bros and the moronic kid of the group sees red stones that remind him of a tennis court.
Ideally, Lorde's song Tennis Court plays in the background.
When you walk with the bros and the moronic kid of the group sees red stones that remind him of a tennis court.
Ideally, Lorde's song Tennis Court plays in the background.
The moronic guy from the group was walking on the little red stones when he got the tennis court vibes.
by Whoopty679 January 27, 2021
Get the Tennis Court Vibesmug. by craigdanwi October 10, 2018
Get the bulldoze the supreme courtmug.