A couple few

The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"

And I was so drunk I told the cop "A couple few"

by Brad May 14, 2004

Cousin Couple

Cousins who are romantically involved.

Contrary to what many USA citizens think, Cousin Couples do not constitute incest in the Bible, nor according to most marriage laws around the world.

Non cousin couples, on the average, have a 98% chance of conceiving a child without birth defects. Cousin Couples have a 96% chance -- about the same as a woman who is over 40 years old.

Please do NOT compare Cousin Couples to Sibling Couples or Parent-Child Couples! About half of the states in the USA allow 1st Cousins to marry.

by Rev. Jim Joggers November 22, 2006

Coupar angus

A small god-fearing town situated around 13 miles from Dundee. Famous for smelling like dead chicken anus from the nearby chicken factory and also for being home to east scotlands most notorius serial-killer/cat-burgalar - 'Ray Hepburn'

Coupar angus is that smelly town where ray hepburn lives.

by mcgee2003 September 22, 2010

sex coupon

When drinking beer out of a bottle, one might try to peel off the label. People who have tried it, or seen others try, know how hard it is. Supposedly, once you have the label completly off and perfectly inatct, you are able to redeem this label for sex with a person of the opposite sex.

Woah! Chris just got himself a sex coupon, I wonder if Jessica has a double coupon day so I can get some action too.

by Joe May 19, 2005

Coupon Karma

The act of clipping every coupon and leaving them near the item in the store for others to use. The good Karma is returned when others start practicing Coupon Karma as well.

Wife: Greg, why was your shopping trip so long?

Husband: Sorry, I had a ton of coupons that I had to leave around the store. Just practicing Coupon Karma.

Wife: Your an idiot.

Husband: Actually, I found a $2 coupon for your tampons...you're welcome.

by Freezod33 February 19, 2013

perfect couple

Two people made to be together forever.

Cory and Sami are a perfect couple. :)

by Oooooooooooooooooo December 23, 2008

yuppie food coupons

Twenty dollar bills obtained from an ATM.Originated in Wired back in 1996. In 2000 they were refered to in Details as dotcom food coupons

Look at the dude getting his yuppie food coupons

by Peter Scott September 19, 2008