When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?
Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
by Nickyp August 6, 2014
Get the Conviction Constriction mug.A construction wife is for the construction worker that is working away from his home. This applies to the 100 mile rule of traveling. She is the living to do laundry provide meals and comforts while away from home
At Joe's hospital stay he was visited by his real wife at the same time his construction wife was in the room.
by ppaquet September 14, 2011
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-The act of a man wrapping his penis around his testicles and pulling tight to resemble a Boa Constrictor choking a mouse to death.
-The act of a man wrapping his penis around his testicles and pulling tight to resemble a Boa Constrictor choking a mouse to death.
"You got me good with brains... ill hit you with some new shit..." Later on that day 'Ha bitch check that shit out i call it The Boa Constrictor'
by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009
Get the The Boa Constrictor mug.Any "tool" used by a homeowner during renovations that was never meant for construction. ie., using a pancake turner to remove old ceramic floor tiles.
We finally had to call a contractor to finish the kitchen because my husband ain't Tim the Tool Man and his construction spatulas ain't tools!
by cjc1 November 14, 2007
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Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.
Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.
Below is an example of Construction Language at work.
"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"
- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.
"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"
- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.
by pcph20 August 30, 2014
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Get the Construction Safari mug.The sophisticated and dignified manner in which to address someone who's been given the mind numbing task of building cardboard boxes for wine bottles.
At work:
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."
by Romez February 28, 2008
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