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christmastoe

A numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. A common condition/occurrence in the Silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).

Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.
Rookie: Man, this is fucking weird, I haven't been able to feel my big toe for the last week. I think it's dead...

Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.

Rookie: What?

Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...

**vet walks away from rookie**

Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.

Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.
by chicout-ami June 5, 2009
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jesus fucking christ

A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.
"Jesus fucking Christ! I missed the concert!"

"Jesus fucking Christ, Carmella! Close the door!"
by NightStalker935 December 20, 2017
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Christmas

A collection of tradition's from all sorts of European pagan holidays around the time of the Winter Solstice. It used to be a violent party, but somehow became a family holiday. The Church hated Christmas, until they realised that they could "convert" it to Christianity. They claimed that Jesus was born on this day and badaboom badabing, ba-humbug. Now it's alright, I suppose.
Child: Yay! It's Christmas! What did you get me daddy?
Man: Your not my son. I'll fucking buy you something when you earn it, you bastard.
by gotspunk?! December 24, 2016
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The Last Temptation of Christ

The ingenious work of Greek author Nikos Kazantzakis who also wrote "Zorba the Greek". Even though "The Last Temptation of Christ" has been regarded as heretical and blasphemous, and it had even been included in the Vatican's Index of forbidden books, it carries a profound message that will touch all open-minded people. It was written with the deepest love and utmost respect for Jesus Christ and as the author himself has said, he was weeping so profusely while writing it, that his tears drenched the page so that he would have to stop and wait for the paper to dry in order to continue. The main premise of N.Kazantzakis is that Jesus had been tempted by all human temptations and had conqured them all; he was tempted by the devil to eat and drink while fasting but stood strong. However, food and water are only a mere fragment of earthly temptations. One of the strongest human desires is to be able to live comfortably and without pain or deprivation, to raise a nice family, to have your cellar full of wheat and oil and to die peacefully in your bed at a very old age. That was the last temptation of Christ (and not copulating with Mary Magdalene as many claim to be the hign point of the book thus undervaluing this spiritual masterpiece). This last temptation came to him in a vision by the devil disguised as an angel while Jesus was on the cross. For one split second he experienced a whole lifetime of what could have been if he weren't the Messiah, if the burden of saving the world were not on his shoulders. That life was sweet and comfortable, with wives, children and plentiful possessions, and above all, with no excruciating pain from iron nails in his arms and feet. Anyone could have easily succumbed to that temptation but not Kazantzakis's Christ: He fought the last temptation and implored to go back to the cross and die there for humanity, acknowledging that this was where he truly belonged. Kazantzakis's Christ was the Messiah and the world was saved.

It was successfully adapted into film by Martin Scorsese with Willem Dafoe as Jesus.

The title of the movie "The Last Temptation" fleetingly appears in the movie "Donnie Darko" when Donnie is seen coming out of a movie theater.
In the beginning I thought it blasphemous to pick up a copy of the Last Temptation of Christ but as I read on I couldn't keep back my tears.
by July Kilpatrick May 14, 2006
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CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!

In July 2021, chris chan sexually abused his dementia ridden mother.
Andrew: CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!

Sean: His mom
by Blaxtron August 3, 2021
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Chris Smoove

A youtuber with account name Smoove7182954. He posts commentaries about CoD (MW2 and Black Ops), and NBA 2K11. He owns in both games, and his commentaries are filled with "Smoove moves" and hilarious remarks. He's a boss!
Chris Smoove is the Boss of Bosses
by RachelisFast December 13, 2010
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Christa

A complicated girl. Don’t mess with her, not unless you want to have your heart taken out. She’s one of a kind, unique and special to those fairly close to her. She is crazy and weird. Attracts quite a few boys and girls to her because this. She’s beautiful inside and out. Though, she doesn’t really believe that.
Others may not believe that too, but once you get to know them, you’ll know it’s true.
She’s sensitive and act aggressive, but she’s a small cinnamon roll most of the time.
A mood-swing mess, but that’s how she is and I like that.

If you ever stumble upon a Christa like this one, make sure to give her all your love and affection and keep her close to your heart.
“Woah, that girl over there is feisty and crazy!”
“Oh, that’s just Christa. She’s always like that lol”
by SachiNatto26 September 25, 2019
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