Chap

To smack someone in the back of the neck, so it loudly makes a snapping sound

I chapped him so hard he still has a mark on his neck.

by Sandboxkidyoungster September 12, 2018

Chapete

The female version of Chap.

Stiff upper lip young chapete.

by ChrisTheFatCat February 3, 2019

chap

looking like a hott mess..to' up 4rm the flo up

-"Keandra, why u go wit that chap ass boy??"

by beevie May 22, 2006

chilly chap stick (CCS)

When the surrounding environment becomes so cold that one's penis shrinks to an extraordinarily small size (or possible inversion in severe cases!)

Commonly caused by cold weather temperatures.

May also be caused by exiting the shower into a cold draught - referred to as 'RAPID chilly chap stick'

May be relieved using many methods:
moving to a warmer environment is most common. However, if one is unable to do this then the individual may have to seek other methods of resolution e.g. watching pornography, masturbation, reading erotica, putting on many layers of underpants (thick woolly undergarments are best insulators), introduing a warm (not hot as it can cause extensive damage, and we wouldn't want that!) application to the inguinal/genital area e.g. hot (remember, never actually 'hot') water bottle.

One may experience acute chilly chap stick in which case the penis returns to a 'normal' (very subjective) size after a few mintues.

Chronic chilly chap stick can be worrying and embarassing for the individual and should be handled with sensitivity. Medical advice may be required if attempts to resolve chronic CCS does not produce results.

a.k.a. artic pecker

Mum! Mum! I've got chilly chap stick and my new girlfriend's coming round in 5 minutes!! Quick, what do i do?!!

by Neville Smythe-Boyd Anderson Chapworth March 26, 2005

Sistine Chapel Shit

When a man takes such a massive shit that he must flush the toilet half way through and then continue shitting because he's afraid that the turds will pile up so high in the bowl that they may make contact with his junk as it hangs down into the toilet. Much like the fingers of Adam and God on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Guy1: dude why'd you flush twice did it really smell that bad?

Guy2: nah man it was a Sistine Chapel Shit.

Guy1: ahh!!! I See.

by Yahbo October 29, 2010

chapel hill

a popular college town in north carolina known for its dead music scene and population of snobby college kids, businessmen, and drunks. most dine in restaurants are ridiculously expensive and it's common for hoards of naive blondes to jaywalk when you're about to drive through a green light.

jay: bro, let's go score some fish in the 'hill. (chapel hill)
jordan: yeah man, i haven't had a blowjob in two days. let's do this.

by dj dustman September 7, 2013

Cherry Chapdick

A term used to describe the penis of a man who simply gets too much pussy, and is therefore chafed and gloriously uncomfortable.

Diametrically opposed to Cherry Chapstick, which is used BY pussies. The stick version can be an acceptable reference to Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her Cherry Chapstick"

Dude: "I got so much pussy that summer I had to ice my balls."
Dude across the bar: "Holy Snatch! Did you get Cherry Chapdick??"
Dude: "You don't even KNOW!"

by Whorebag401k November 9, 2013