CHOAP

The soap bubbles that hide in between a man's testicles and his asshole and are commonly discovered only after completely drying off post-shower.

Woman shouting from the other room: "Why are you showering twice?!"

Man from shower "I'm not! Rinsed too fast and missed so much choap it looks like I have nut-rabies!"

by Brads Insaner March 5, 2013

Chaplabia

Is when your labia is so dry it has become chapped.

Girl I gotta stop wearing those tight ass leggings all the time, I'm getting chaplabia.

by MDS Guru April 28, 2017

Harry Chapin

A wrongfully overlooked singer/songwriter of the 1960s-1980s. His songs always told stories making him one of the best story tellers of all time. He gave over half of the money he'd make to charities living by the philosophy "I play one night for myself and one night for the other guy." He started an organization called World Hunger Year to help stop people from starving. He didn't have a particularly great singing voice but the songs he sang more than made up for it.

Now if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth well I wonder what would happen to this world. -- Harry Chapin

by Ben January 18, 2005

chapello

Not coming of existence
Something that will probably never happen
Never ever so you can forget it

Can I have fifty dollars? Chapello cause that'll never happen
Can I get your number? Chapello

by Duhh_Bratt February 24, 2018

Chapello

That will never fucking happen

Her: I could take your man yanno Cindy
Cindy: Chapello, cause that will never fucking happen

by TiqBodyGyal May 23, 2018

Chapel Shaft

1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.

1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.

by VixenMask June 29, 2014

chaperbone

The act of supervising a friend's sibling at a party with the intention of fucking the sibling.

Yes Erik, I'd love to chaperbone your sister at AKL.

by KingGupta October 20, 2012