Swine Flu Boner

An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.

''Jesus Christ Mr. Brown, what the fuck is that?! Oh god! Gordon's got a swine flu boner!''

by iKaite July 15, 2009

Boner

The worst thing that could happen in a classroom full of people

Bob: Uh oh!
Joe: What is it?
Bob: I got a boner
Joe: OOF that sucks. Hope the teacher doesn't ask you to present
Teacher: Bob, can you come up here please?
Bob: Shit!

by TROLLKING9001 July 12, 2020

Mind Boner

When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)

Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!

by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010

bonerdox

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.

Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.

by TomKVideo December 8, 2009

Boner Ender

A girl (or male, for gays) who is so ugly they make your boner go away.

Dude, did you see that chick? So gross. She's such a boner ender.

by Siduri September 20, 2010

boner jockey

one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.

that shantell is such a boner jockey.

jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey

imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.

by Valley's Own April 24, 2011

boner broth

cum; semen; joy juice; spooge; jism. Alliterative slang

Oh, Cheryl, I just got a load of boner broth on the sheet....sorry about that.

by Perchpike January 10, 2012