buffer mortis

The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.

"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."

by LPathe November 30, 2010

buffer seat bitch

One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.

by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011

Buffer Bitch

A person new to a social group, bringing along another unknown individual of lesser status than themselves, for the soul purpose of deflecting social hazing on the lesser individual.

I was going to a party where i didn't know anyone, so i brought my buffer bitch as a precaution.

by Helix-xenos March 14, 2011

Buffer Kids

When someone who knows no one has a party and 'buffer kids' are invited to make the list seem bigger. Buffer kids are the kids normally invited to parties, so it doesn't seem weird if they come.

Classic, here comes the buffer kids

by ChaBoomBitch April 13, 2015

Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting

Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"

by BrianDZ August 6, 2016

Buffer Couple

a couple who provides an assurance of companionship and conversation for any dinner/event...

We booked a group dinner, knowing that we were bringing our buffer couple.

by Hunjiman February 23, 2020

Buffer year

A buffer year is the period of time (1-2 years) following graduation in which a young person resides with their parents rent-free to save money.

I am currently living at home as part of my buffer year.

by June bug 1999 June 17, 2021