Desk Break

while working your desk job, you stop your work and visit something to interest you. or relaxing and very unwork related

after I finished that email, I took a desk break until i went home.

by Christopher French January 19, 2008

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Break Moons

A term for freaking out. Like "Flip Shit"

"I'm gonna break moons on that ass!" (I'm gonna flip shit on that ass)
"Imma 'bout to BREAK MOONS!" (I'm going to flip shit/I'm going to freak out)

by BreakAMoonSaveAHoe January 8, 2018

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break the porcelain

When a person defecates powerfully enough to (metaphorically) shatter the porcelain of a toilet. To shit your brain's out.

"Oh man, I just took a giant shit. I broke the porcelain!"

"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."

by I'm the Scatman April 19, 2017

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Shake Break

To maneuver life opportunities, situations, and circumstances to achieve maximum optimal results

I gotta get out here and Shake Break to make something happen

by Shake Break March 2, 2020

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Thanksgiving break

The excuse for teachers to give out long ass homeworks and projects that will take you more than 1 week to finish.

me: yeah man thanksgiving break is coming, cant wait to bust a nut and eat turky
Teachers: ha ha fuck you, heres 1000 pages of essay you need to write and 20 rojects you need to do before december 1st
me: fuck

by it cant be November 10, 2020

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Breaking the ice

The act of risking your life for the sake of one stupid, horribly delivered pickup line.

*goes skating on frozen lake*
*skates next to crush and starts stomping on ice*

You: "Ask me what I'm doing"
Crush: "What are you doing?"
You: "I'm breaking the ice"

*silence*

Crush: "Oh yeah baby take me right now"

*you both fucking die*

by breadakita February 10, 2021

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