Fen Boates Bishop

Used to describe someone or something that simply cannot complete any task or follow through with its predictable outcome. -

FBB for short

Man: I was driving my car to the grocery store and my car just fucking fen boates bishoped. Wtf!?

George F.; I was banging this chick last night and all of a sudden she just got up and fuckin’ fen boastes bishop and I never saw her again!

by boatedRus November 28, 2024

The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex

When the Big Ass Bowel Movement becomes so wet, watery, and wild, that you can no longer decipher exactly where shit has landed. So you are forced to roll out a big piece of toilet paper and fold it into one extra long piece of paper. Then (crucially) grabbing it with BOTH hands and simultaneously wiping both Ass cheeks at the same time, to ensure all remnants of watery shit are effectively removed from the ass cheeks.

"Dude! I just had to pull out The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex in there! Was a shittastrophy!"

"Last night I ate an entire pint of whiskey flavored ice cream... been doing The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex all morning!!!"

by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025

VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS

Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.

I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.

by QuacksO November 16, 2021

The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.

Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024