boner blanket

a blanket that a man uses to cover is aroused penis when watching a movie (i.e. porno) with his friends

Hey dude, before you start the movie, can you pass me that boner blanket.

by nouveaupauvre December 31, 2007

Anita Blake

A tough as nails vampire hunter that used to be cool until her author started using her to "Mary Sue" out her own bizarro sexual fetishes.

Those Anita Blake books were alright, until Laurell Hamilton started putting in chapter-long episodes of werewolf sex.

by Ruti May 1, 2006

Blackened

A song performed by Metallica, best known for being on the album "...And Justice for All". The drum part to this song is so intense that any mortal man, other than Lars Ulrich himself, who plays this song during a jam session will notice that his or her legs fell off halfway through the song. the guitar part require 3 hands to play

Yoko: What's with the wheelchair and leg injuries?
Douche-fag: What legs? I tried playing "Blackened" by Metallica and my legs fell off.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Blake

A somewhat common name for a male; witty, dangerously handsome, clever and trustworthy.

Blake is a real handsome devil.

by Ashley J. "Ash" Williams July 14, 2006

dirty blake

When you have to study and decide to shove the pen into your butt hole and begin writing.

My friends and I had a study date and we got bored so we decided to pull a dirty Blake.

by ChodeKitten September 13, 2017

Wolf Blanket

A person who, more than likely, has a big fleecy blanket on their bed that depicts one or more wolves howling at the moon.

Actual proof of the blanket is not needed to label someone a Wolf Blanket. This is a first-impression label for people who eminate wolf blanket vibes.

Some clues that a person might be a Wolf Blanket: they collect swords, they tuck their shirts into their cargo pants, they wear jewellery with medieval symbols on it, they are overweight, they speak Elvish.

When you see a Wolf Blanket, you just know.

My medieval poetry class is full of Wolf Blankets.

by 2Tonne October 15, 2009

blacked out

getting so drunk/fucked up that you no longer are aware of what you are doing or whats going on. . . but find out the next morning because what you did was so obnoxiously funny it bares repeating

Man Brian, when you blacked out last night you were all over Tom's girlfriend. . . he was pissed!

by Lohsl September 27, 2004