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beamus

The area between the nutsack and asshole. Normally festered with hair and contains a stench that is unbearable to humans. Questionable as to if females have a beamus or not.
Wow my beamus itches like something awful. And what is that foul stench?
by MJKclaypool December 28, 2005
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ejac-u-beam

A sporadic discharging of heatvision, brought on by sexual fantasies and/or watching animals copulate.
"HAHAHA!!!! Did you see it, the ejac-u-beam??"
by Macky T. July 16, 2003
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Beam me up

An expression used when getting drunk off of Jim Beam, referring to Star Trek. When one says "Beam me up" They usually intend to get drunk to the point that they may as well actually be "beamed up," because they intend to be completely incoherent, and trying to carry out a real conversation with them would be almost impossible.
Scotty: Dude I just got a couple bottles of Jim Beam!
Ted: Shit dude! Beam me up!
by hare bear September 9, 2010
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Betty Beamer

A good, wholesome, America, mom and apple pie type of blowjob, with no frills. (No ball graples, butthole strokes, angry hand action, or long spit trails.) Always swallowed, and accompanied by serving the recipient his favorite dinner and drink. Classy.
Lordis likes to surprise her man every Fourth of July with a Betty Beamer, followed by steak and beer.
by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009
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beam

damn he got the beam, he's tryna to get it in
by thugfunnie August 5, 2012
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Ice Beam

A very useful weapon in Metroid. It allows you to temporarily freeze enemies. Although no damage is done to the enemy, another shot to un-freeze will cause damage. A must-have weapon once you get to Tourian.
With enough skill, the Ice Beam can be used to freeze Rippers or other enemies to form a stepping stone to reach places you normally couldn't get to.
by Master Tonberry February 23, 2005
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Beamer

An old Northern Irish slang word for when someone goes red with embarrassment.
Matty pulled Moley's shorts down in the middle of PE. He took a pure beamer!
by Bannwhatsit January 20, 2014
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